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Random Thoughts

  • We cannot see the future. We cannot change the past. We can only live in the now with an eye towards gaining enough power in the future to wreak revenge on the son-of-a-bitch who screwed us in the past.

  • Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

  • Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.

  • The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

  • I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.

  • Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

  • Patience is the ability to idle your motor when you feel like stripping your gears.

  • I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

  • Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you... Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

  • There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing; just show me somebody naked.'



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