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Random Thoughts

  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

  • In the animal kingdom, the rule is, eat or be eaten; in the human kingdom, define or be defined.

  • Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

  • I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.

  • The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

  • Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

  • See, the problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

  • Some mornings I wake up grumpy, other mornings I just let her sleep!

  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.



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