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Random Thoughts

  • I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

  • When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

  • I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

  • A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.

  • No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  • Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

  • A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.



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