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Random Thoughts

  • In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

  • Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, the experience usually comes from bad judgment.

  • I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big willy or huge boobs.

  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  • I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

  • Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

  • A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory!

  • I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learner's permit.

  • Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

  • The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.



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