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Random Thoughts

  • Why is it that banks always make it sound like you are so lucky that they have extended your credit limit? I mean it's not like I won a prize, but more like extra bullets for my gun in a game of Russian Rolette...

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

  • Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally, I think that if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow.

  • If women DON'T fool around, and men DO fool around, who are the men fooling around with?

  • I love animals - They taste great!

  • If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

  • Why isn't there a special name for the back of your knee?

  • The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.

  • People who don't drive, slam car doors too hard.

  • I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'



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