
Yes - Emma is blonde
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Some people are like Slinkies. . . not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
No one is listening until you break wind.
If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Yes - Emma is blonde