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Random Thoughts

  • Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

  • Marriage is an institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

  • Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again!

  • I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.

  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

  • Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

  • I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

  • Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally, I think that if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow.

  • I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, 'Well, that's not going to happen.'



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