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Random Thoughts

  • By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

  • You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

  • If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

  • Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

  • What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

  • I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

  • People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

  • When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried.

  • The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

  • I'm not a snob. I'm just genuinely better than you are.



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