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Random Thoughts

  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....

  • If at first you don't succeed shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?

  • Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.

  • Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other: "I'll man the guns, you drive."

  • Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

  • I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

  • Shopping tip: You can get shoes for $10.00 at the bowling alley.

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • Why do old men wear their pants higher than younger men?



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