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Random Thoughts

  • In marriage, the bride gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!

  • God created Man, stood back and admired what he created and said “WOW, this is a perfect creation”, then he proceeded to create woman, stood back and said “Oh well, this one will have to wear makeup”.

  • Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.

  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

  • I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.

  • Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

  • A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

  • Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

  • Cat: The Other White Meat



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