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  • Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

  • INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

  • My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.

  • Ham and eggs: Just a day's work for a chicken, but a lifetime commitment for a pig.

  • Always tell the truth. Then you don't have to remember anything.

  • Marriage is an institution... but who wants to live in an institution?

  • In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

  • Some people kiss with their eyes closed. Too bad they marry the same way.

  • In the '60s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

  • There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible.



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