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Random Thoughts

  • Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.

  • I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!

  • No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

  • I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

  • God created Man, stood back and admired what he created and said “WOW, this is a perfect creation”, then he proceeded to create woman, stood back and said “Oh well, this one will have to wear makeup”.

  • Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

  • Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

  • Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.

  • Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.



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