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Random Thoughts

  • If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

  • Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

  • Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

  • An apple a day keeps the doctor away... so does having no medical insurance.

  • I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.

  • Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL"

  • There are two kinds of pedestrians- the quick and the dead.

  • I'm gonna live forever, or die trying.

  • In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

  • Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?



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