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Random Thoughts

  • If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

  • Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

  • The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

  • Red meat is not bad for you, but fuzzy green meat is.

  • First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

  • There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible.

  • Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally, I think that if you can hear them whining, you're not pressing hard enough on the pillow.

  • Love is grand; divorce is quite a few more grand.

  • Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

  • If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?



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