Posts Tagged ‘Celebrities’
Madonna Frog Difference
Madonna Frog Difference
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Celebs Alcohol Content
March 16th, 2010 | 
Author: Collin
Tags: Alcohol, Britney Spears, Celebrities, Female, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton 
Celebrity Alcohol Content
Breaking News: Michael Jacksons Death (Part 3)
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson & Alex Ferguson?
A: Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in July.
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Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea, preferably attached to 2 buoys.
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McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of
50-year-old albino meat between two 8 year old buns.
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Michael Jackson pronounced dead, wife Madeline McCann-Jackson said to be
distressed.
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“Michael are you ok, are you ok, Are you ok Michael? Michael are you ok, are
you ok, Are you ok Michael? You’ve been hit by…. You’ve been struck by….
A smooth myocardial infarction.”
Breaking News: Michael Jacksons Death (Part 1)
Michael Jackson: he was looking a bit off-color for a while.
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Q: What is the difference between Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?
A: About 3 hours.
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The newspapers say he had a heart attack, but sources have revealed
that he was in the children’s ward and had a stroke.