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Random Thoughts

  • I'm so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

  • If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.

  • Remember "I" before "E", except in Heineken.

  • I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.

  • My wife is so ugly... A cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad.

  • Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.

  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

  • Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.

  • In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

  • Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.



Bill Cosby

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