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Random Thoughts

  • When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

  • I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, But also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

  • Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.

  • If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.

  • When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

  • I started out with nothing and still have most of it left!

  • Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

  • There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?



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