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Random Thoughts

  • If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

  • An optimist invented the aeroplane, a pessimist invented the parachute.

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

  • Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.

  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

  • Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "XL"

  • Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming----wow----what a ride!!

  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

  • If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?



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