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Random Thoughts

  • Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?

  • Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

  • The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

  • If Tennis Players get Tennis Elbow...Do gynecologists get Tunnel vision?

  • The speed of time is one-second per second.

  • Why is it that banks always make it sound like you are so lucky that they have extended your credit limit? I mean it's not like I won a prize, but more like extra bullets for my gun in a game of Russian Rolette...

  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

  • Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for life.

  • Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

  • The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.



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