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Random Thoughts

  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

  • They say a smile is a gift, which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.

  • Our local Feng Shui Shop went bankrupt in a fortnight. It was in the wrong place.

  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

  • Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.

  • The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

  • Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.

  • If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.

  • I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.

  • Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.



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