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Random Thoughts

  • Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.

  • When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

  • Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

  • I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

  • They told me I was gullible... and I believed them.

  • Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

  • The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.

  • The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

  • What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?



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