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Random Thoughts

  • Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

  • All power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat, though.

  • When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

  • If Life hands you lemons today, smile and give thanks. Then when Life isn't looking, give him a quick knee to the groin. That'll teach him.

  • Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"

  • I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

  • Statistics say that women think they are smarter than men because they can fake an orgasm. Big deal , try faking a relationship just for a giggle!

  • Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends!



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