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Random Thoughts

  • What are the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.

  • Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom.

  • Having someone dump you and say "We can still be friends" Is like having your mom say "Your dog died but you can still keep it"

  • I've used up all my sick days...so I'm calling in dead!

  • Even if the voices aren't real, they have some pretty good ideas.

  • What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

  • How hungry was the first person who opened an oyster and STILL ate it?

  • The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

  • I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.

  • No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money.



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