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Random Thoughts

  • No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap.

  • What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?

  • I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and go to my sister's house and ask her for money.

  • There's an inverse proportion between your stress quantity and your boss' hours in the office.

  • You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

  • Ham and eggs: Just a day's work for a chicken, but a lifetime commitment for a pig.

  • A bad day of fishing is still better than a good day of work..!!!

  • The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

  • The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

  • Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.



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