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Random Thoughts

  • Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

  • I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

  • Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "THEIRS"?

  • I am the same today as I was tomorrow.

  • Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

  • Confession is good for the soul but bad for your career.

  • A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."

  • Is there ever a day when mattresses are NOT on sale?

  • To truly love another, you must first love yourself. And it wouldn't kill you to wash your hands in between either.

  • Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.



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