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Random Thoughts

  • The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.

  • A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

  • Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.

  • This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, bonuses and promotions.

  • If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

  • My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.

  • I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

  • Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

  • You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

  • If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.



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