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Old man’s confession!

Posted by Collin On May - 13 - 2010 0 Comment

An old man walks into a Catholic Church and enters a confessional.

The following dialogue ensues:

Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,

grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college

girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them

three times.

Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?

Man: What sins?

Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?

Man: I”m Jewish

Priest: Why are you telling me all this?

Man: I”m telling everybody !!!

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