Posts Tagged ‘Cooking’

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said the first, “but I could never do anything with it.”

“Too much fancy cooking in it, eh?” asked the second.

“You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – ‘Take a clean dish and….’”

I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting.

She told me she didn’t know how to cook them.