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Random Thoughts

  • I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

  • It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

  • A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

  • Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

  • Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

  • The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad.

  • The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

  • Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  • It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

  • Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.



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