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Random Thoughts

  • Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.

  • I'm just another chicken having fun on the Rotisserie of life.

  • Is it possible to be totally partial?

  • Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.

  • Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

  • Woman are like Prawns. Their heads are full of shit, but their pink parts are quite awesome.

  • I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it!

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

  • Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".

  • If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong ...



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