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“Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw.”

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Posts Tagged ‘Death’


Bookmark and Share PostHeaderIcon Kermit Meets His End

the end of Kermit the frog

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Bookmark and Share PostHeaderIcon Breaking News: Michael Jacksons Death (Part 3)

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson & Alex Ferguson?
A: Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in July.

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Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea, preferably attached to 2 buoys.

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McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of
50-year-old albino meat between two 8 year old buns.

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Michael Jackson pronounced dead, wife Madeline McCann-Jackson said to be
distressed.

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“Michael are you ok, are you ok, Are you ok Michael? Michael are you ok, are
you ok, Are you ok Michael? You’ve been hit by…. You’ve been struck by….
A smooth myocardial infarction.”