Posts Tagged ‘Death’

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson & Alex Ferguson?
A: Alex Ferguson will be playing Giggs in July.

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Michael Jackson wants to be buried at sea, preferably attached to 2 buoys.

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McDonalds are commemorating Michael Jackson with the McJacko, a piece of
50-year-old albino meat between two 8 year old buns.

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Michael Jackson pronounced dead, wife Madeline McCann-Jackson said to be
distressed.

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“Michael are you ok, are you ok, Are you ok Michael? Michael are you ok, are
you ok, Are you ok Michael? You’ve been hit by…. You’ve been struck by….
A smooth myocardial infarction.”

Michael Jackson died of a heart attack this morning after he discovered that
Boyz II Men was a band, not a delivery service.

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Reports suggest that his heart attack was brought on by him choking on a
small bone.

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Actually - it wasn’t a heart attack. Apparently it was food poisoning (he
had some 12-year-old nuts.)

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Michael Jackson did manage to whisper a brief message 2 paramedics on the
way to the hospital… “Put me in the children’s ward.”

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It was touch-and-go at the hospital last night. Then they moved Jacko away
from the children’s ward.

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Michael Jackson: he was looking a bit off-color for a while.

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Q: What is the difference between Farah Fawcett and Michael Jackson?
A: About 3 hours.

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The newspapers say he had a heart attack, but sources have revealed
that he was in the children’s ward and had a stroke.