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Random Thoughts

  • The other night I ate at a real family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

  • Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a kid a fish, it's gonna die. Have a story ready.

  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

  • Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, I could be eating a slow learner.

  • Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

  • A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: "Duh."

  • Welcome To Shit Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles!

  • A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.



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