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  • Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

  • Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

  • They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."

  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that.

  • Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

  • Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

  • Reading when you're drunk is horrible.

  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

  • Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!



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