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Random Thoughts

  • Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

  • Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

  • Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job,and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

  • Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

  • Behind every great man, there is a surprised woman.

  • No one is listening until you break wind.

  • I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

  • Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you... Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

  • When I was a kid, I had two friends, and they were imaginary and they would only play with each other.



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