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Random Thoughts

  • I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

  • A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.

  • Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

  • A little bit of love goes a long way in our lives. It can provide us with higher highs and lower lows. But, if it comes with a persistent burning sensation, see your physician.

  • Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

  • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

  • Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'

  • Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

  • The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

  • Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two aspirin" and "Keep away from children".



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