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Random Thoughts

  • Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

  • If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

  • At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

  • 'Hard work never killed anybody', but why take the risk...

  • Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

  • A picture may be worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times more memory!

  • 'Work fascinates me', I can look at it for hours.

  • My reality check bounced.

  • Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.



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