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Random Thoughts

  • Always look on the negative side, so you'll never be dissapointed.

  • If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.

  • Doing the job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

  • You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

  • 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot

  • To all you virgins - thanks for nothing.

  • I am the same today as I was tomorrow.

  • Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

  • The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.



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