
"Soon my pretty..."
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee.

"Soon my pretty..."