Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts!
Boldly Going Nowhere
All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield.
I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.
Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
There's two theories about arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
But the early bird still has to eat worms.
You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My goodness, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
In February, Santiago Alvarado, 24, was killed in Lompoc, CA, as he fell
face-first through the ceiling of bicycle shop he was burglarizing. Death
was caused when the long flashlight he had placed in his mouth (to keep his
hands free) rammed into the base of his skull as he hit the floor.
