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Random Thoughts

  • There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL convertible.

  • I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it!

  • I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

  • The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

  • Smoking helps you lose weight .. one lung at a time!

  • It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger.

  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky. Unless, of course, they're flying.

  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve immortality through not dying.

  • What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

  • There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.



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