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  • The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

  • Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

  • Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

  • This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me.

  • I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

  • If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

  • The income tax has made more liars out of people than golf has.

  • Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'

  • If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

  • First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'



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