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Random Thoughts

  • Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

  • There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

  • What's another word for thesaurus?

  • Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

  • Why is it that banks always make it sound like you are so lucky that they have extended your credit limit? I mean it's not like I won a prize, but more like extra bullets for my gun in a game of Russian Rolette...

  • Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice?

  • Needing someone is like needing a parachute, if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.

  • Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give.

  • Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'

  • Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying 'No Hard Feelings'



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