Joke Overflow –  Joke Archive

Random Thoughts

  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

  • If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

  • Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other: "I'll man the guns, you drive."

  • A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.

  • I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.

  • I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

  • How come when you first pull the drapery cord the drapes always move the wrong way?

  • Bricks are horrible to carry.

  • 'Hard work never killed anybody', but why take the risk...

  • The best way to predict the future is to invent it.



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