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Random Thoughts

  • Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

  • It's a small world. So you've got to use your elbows a lot.

  • Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

  • I always leave an empty milk carton in the refrigerator just in case someone wants their coffee black.

  • Build a fire for a man, and keep him warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

  • The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.

  • At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.

  • The light at the end of the tunnel is the normally the headlight of the oncoming train.

  • Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.

  • Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you... Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.



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