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Random Thoughts

  • Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

  • Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance."

  • The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

  • Drinking more than seven nights a week is not just irresponsible, it's impossible.

  • A smoking section in a restaraunt is like a peeing section in a pool.

  • Failure is not an option. It's bundled with your software.

  • Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

  • Build a fire for a man, and keep him warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and keep him warm for the rest of his life.

  • The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

  • Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.



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