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Random Thoughts

  • Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

  • If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

  • There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.

  • Genetic scientists in the US have used genes from Michael Jackson and Arnold Schwarzanegger to create a clone and have called it ... Michael Wasanigger.

  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

  • Why are the needy only thought of during the holidays? Aren't they just as needy throughout the rest of the year?

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

  • Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back.

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.



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