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Random Thoughts

  • I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.

  • You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

  • Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. But you still don't want to get any on you.

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

  • The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

  • When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?

  • Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

  • Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

  • I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize

  • Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.



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