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  • Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

  • If you have them by their balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

  • If you can't get a lawyer who knows the law, get one who knows the judge.

  • Toilet stolen from police station. Cops have nothing to go on.

  • A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.

  • When kleptomania gets really bad, just take something for it.

  • 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot

  • Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

  • Love means never having to say, "Does that twenty include the spanking?"

  • The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.



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