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Random Thoughts

  • If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

  • I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good either.

  • Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

  • Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.

  • Why is it that men can react to broken bones as 'just a sprain' and deep wounds as 'just a scratch', but when they get the sniffles they are deathly ill 'with the flu' and have to be bed-ridden for weeks?

  • Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

  • I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

  • God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

  • Make love, not war. Hell, do both: get married!

  • After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex I woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when I realised I had made it home safely.



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