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Random Thoughts

  • Tell a man there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you... Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

  • Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

  • I married my wife for her looks ... but not the ones she's been giving me lately!

  • INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

  • A flat will occur when you are without a spare. This will happen after your significant other has reminded you to get one. He/She will be in the car.

  • Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!"

  • Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

  • I live in my own little world. But it's OK...they know me here.

  • Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'



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