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Random Thoughts

  • There's an inverse proportion between your stress quantity and your boss' hours in the office.

  • Thank You For Pot Smoking!!

  • How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

  • I had a linguistics professor who said that it's man's ability to use language that makes him the dominant species on the planet. That may be, but I think there's one other thing that separates us from animals. We aren't afraid of vaccuum cleaners.

  • It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

  • My wife is so ugly... A cannibal took one look at her and ordered salad.

  • I don't have a license to kill but I do have a learner's permit.

  • I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

  • I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it!

  • This job is only a test had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, bonuses and promotions.



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