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Random Thoughts

  • NASA reports that galaxies are speeding away from earth at 90,000 miles a second. What do you suppose they know that we don't?

  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

  • Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming----wow----what a ride!!

  • Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

  • I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.

  • I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it!

  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

  • Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.

  • If you drink don't park, accidents cause people.

  • I don't do drugs anymore 'cause I find I get the same effect just standing up really fast.



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