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Random Thoughts

  • Why do women never say what they want or mean because they always expect men to innately know what they are thinking? Do they think men are psychic?

  • The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name...

  • My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.

  • God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

  • The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

  • In marriage, the bride gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains!

  • I just new I was in big trouble at work when the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

  • The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

  • Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

  • The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.



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