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Random Thoughts

  • I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it!

  • To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!

  • Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

  • If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!

  • Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

  • The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.

  • When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

  • I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

  • I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol.

  • My wife and I were happy for twenty years.. Then we met.



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